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07.02.08
Snapshots
Fandoms: Queer As Folk (UK)Stuart/Vince | 3,093 words | R
Press Press a button, step outside, new planet. Stuart and Vince in America.
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03.29.08
And I Say, It's Alright
Fandoms: Stargate AtlantisMcKay/Sheppard | PG | 1,204 words
Atlantis shines on sunny days, the light catching and reflecting on glass and metal, sometimes bright enough to blind, and when he presses his hand against the surfaces, he knows the residual heat he feels is all absorbed sunlight, but sometimes, when there's no one else around to know about it, he likes to think he can feel the city's life itself, warm against his palms.
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02.19.08
Corporate Conspiracies For Dummies, Or A Mathletes Valentine's Day Special
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | R | 1,265 words
In which there's a date, a movie, and confessions. Sort of.
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09.08.07
Open Your Eyes
Fandoms: Stargate AtlantisMcKay/Sheppard | R | ~27,000 words
AU. After the sudden heart attack of Coach Sumner, Pegasus High School needs to find a new football coach. But will Coach Sheppard be able to hold the Atlanteans together? And can he bring them to the State Championships? Football, ferris wheels, and a grouchy physics teacher who talks faster than two hundred miles per hour ensue.
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07.04.07
Stateless
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisSheppard/Wilson | NC-17 | 3,010 words
John runs into the guy across the hall, and things just snowball from there. Not part of the Mathletes-verse.
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06.13.07
Canada Is Awfully Nice In The Summer, Or How To Scare Off Potential Future Boyfriends In Two Easy Steps
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | PG | 495 words
"Shhh," House says, waving Wilson off with a glare and hand motions. "I'm trying to stalk someone."
Takes place sometime after High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom Part of the Mathletes-verse.
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06.03.07
Summer Rain, Or When You Stop Taking Chances, You Stay Where You Sit
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | R | 680 words
"Never really liked summers," Rodney says. An interlude to High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom. Part of the Mathletes-verse.
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06.03.07
Undressing Like Cross-Eyed Strangers, Or It's Not Paranoia If The Universe Really Is Out To Get You
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | R | 4,657 words
In which there's a plague in Atlantis, connections are remade, and Rodney doesn't actually shoot House in the face. Sequel to High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom . Part of the Mathletes-verse.
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05.30.07
High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | PG-13 | 5,965 words
In which a new kid shows up at Rodney's high school, Mathlympics are had, and Rodney does, in fact, learn to love the prom. First in the Mathletes-verse.
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05.30.07
Bytecode (You Are Still In The Matrix Remix)
Fandoms: HouseHouse/Stacy, House/Wilson | PG | 1,100 words
Five times House unplugged and thought he was somewhere else.
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05.30.07
Heartbeats
Fandoms: HouseHouse/Wilson | PG | 858 words
Three moments in which House and Wilson are almost kind of functional.
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05.05.07
The One Where They Get Turned Into Penguins
Fandoms: HouseHouse/Wilson | PG | 2,552 words
House and Wilson get turned into penguins.
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04.04.07
Night Is The Day Turned Inside Out
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Hughes | NC-17 | 2,889 words
In which Roy and Hughes have a deep conversation and sex. Sequel to Maybe Tomorrow
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04.04.07
The One Where Wilson Finds A Triceratops In His Office
Fandoms: HouseHouse/Wilson | PG-13 | 2,318 words
Wilson finds a triceratops in his office.
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04.04.07
The One Where They're Girls
Fandoms: HouseHouse/Wilson | R | 805 words
"I've always wanted to be a lesbian," House said, feeling up his chest in the cafeteria.
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04.04.07
Things To Do Before You Die
Fandoms: HouseHouse/Wilson | PG-13 | 1,682 words
In which Wilson turns thirty-eight and a half, thinks about kittens, and doesn't have a midlife crisis. But not necessarily in that order.
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04.04.07
Gravity Always Wins
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica, HouseHouse/Wilson | PG | 845 words
At this point, it's not a matter of "if" so much as "when", but they still haven't talked about it at all. They need to. At some point. In the near future. Yet more of the House/BSG universe. Takes place between A Song To Keep Us Warm and The Drying Of Your Tears
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01.20.07
Singapore
Fandoms: HouseHouse/Wilson | NC-17 | 7,981 words
In which the boys go to a medical conference in Singapore, House has a few surprises up his sleeve, and Wilson figures some things out.
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01.20.07
The Drying Of Your Tears
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica, HouseHouse/Wilson | PG-13 | 3,051 words
House and Wilson deal with their issues. Sort of. Takes place between Breathe, Keep Breathing and Gravity Always Wins
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11.25.06
A Song To Keep Us Warm
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica, HouseHouse/Wilson | PG-13 | 3,022 words
House and Wilson and New Caprica. Sequel to Gravity Always Wins
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11.25.06
Breathe, Keep Breathing
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica, HouseHouse/Wilson | PG-13 | 3,425 words
They were on their way to a medical conference when the Cylons hit.
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11.25.06
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10.15.06
Drowning
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Hughes, Hughes/Gracia, Roy/Hawkeye | PG-13 | 1,603 words
War, what is it good for?
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07.08.06
Natural Blues
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, SandmanRoy/Hughes, Dream | PG | 884 words
Roy meets someone in the desert.
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04.03.06
Persistent Memories (Doesn't Mean It's There Acoustic)
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Hughes | R | 1,347 words
In which Roy can't let go. Episode 25 spoilers.
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03.24.06
Final Scene
Fandoms: Beatles RPS(or How Not To Spend A Few Weeks In France)
Paul/Ringo | PG-13 | 1,349 words
Crazy Day After Tomorrow fic.
This is Paul and Ringo's story
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03.04.06
Shine, the Weather's Fine
Fandoms: Beatles RPSPaul/George | PG-13 | 348 words
A break in the shooting of the "Rain" video.
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03.04.06
I Might Be Wrong
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Hughes | NC-17 | 13,163 words
Roy hasn't learned from other people's mistakes.
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03.03.06
Maybe Tomorrow
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Hughes | PG-13 | 3,945 words
It glows brighter here than it does in New York. rockstar! AU
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03.03.06
Dissonance
Fandoms: Harry PotterSirius/Remus | PG-13 | 1,133 words
Remus is obsessed with his scars. Sirius doesn't get it.
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03.03.06
( )
Fandoms: Harry PotterSirius/Remus | PG-13 | 1,927 words
You're dead, the man says with some confusion. Surely you knew that.
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03.03.06
The Sky Is Falling In
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Ed | R | 1,130 words
You want to hurt him Warning: non-con.
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03.03.06
Don't Steal Our Sun
Fandoms: Harry PotterSirius/Remus | PG | 1,031 words
A hot, hazy, MWPP, summer sunset.
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03.02.06
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03.02.06
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03.01.06
Resurrection in Ten Parts
Fandoms: Beatles RPSJohn/Paul | PG | 1, 602 words
John comes back from the dead. Day After Tomorrow fic
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03.01.06
Earth, Clay, Death
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Hughes | PG-13 | 500 words
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we eat and sleep with death.
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03.01.06
Surface
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistHughes/Roy | PG | 1,260 words
Things had been shifting between them for some time.
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02.28.06
Failed Experiments In Fluff, Angst, And Other Things
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistHughes/Roy | PG-13 | 2,222 words
10 (not connected) Roy/Hughes themes.
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02.28.06
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02.28.06
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02.28.06
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02.27.06
Masters of War
Fandoms: Fullmetal AlchemistRoy/Hughes | R | 6,735 words
Two hundred days of the Ishbal Civil War.