http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction thedeadparrot's fanfiction Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:33:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/star-trek-tos/wire-in-the-blood http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/star-trek-tos/wire-in-the-blood#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:28:09 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=246 When someone damages the navigational systems of the I.S.S. Enterprise, Captain Kirk must hunt down the culprit and discover the true motives behind the sabotage.]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/star-trek-tos/wire-in-the-blood/feed 0 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/steady-state-finding-your-equilibrium-remix http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/steady-state-finding-your-equilibrium-remix#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:06:26 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=233 Things that can be found in the apartment of M. Rodney McKay Ph.D. Ph.D. (best known as the host of the educational kids' program. Dr. Rodney's Science Corner).]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/steady-state-finding-your-equilibrium-remix/feed 0 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/slip-the-surly-bonds-of-earth http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/slip-the-surly-bonds-of-earth#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:23:19 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=134 Radek learns to dream.]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/slip-the-surly-bonds-of-earth/feed 0 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/the-old-path http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/the-old-path#comments Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:07:57 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=112 On the first day of training, the Order gives Foreman a sword.]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/the-old-path/feed 0 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/penis-envy-and-other-things-meredith-mckay-doesnt-actually-have http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/penis-envy-and-other-things-meredith-mckay-doesnt-actually-have#comments Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:53:56 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=108 Meredith McKay gets turned into a man. John Sheppard has a sexual identity crisis. Hijinks ensue.]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/penis-envy-and-other-things-meredith-mckay-doesnt-actually-have/feed 0 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/open-your-eyes http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/open-your-eyes#comments Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:51:57 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=104 AU. After the sudden heart attack of Coach Sumner, Pegasus High School needs to find a new football coach. But will Coach Sheppard be able to hold the Atlanteans together? And can he bring them to the State Championships? Football, ferris wheels, and a grouchy physics teacher who talks faster than two hundred miles per hour ensue.]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/stargate-atlantis/open-your-eyes/feed 1 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/the-one-where-house-has-always-been-a-woman http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/the-one-where-house-has-always-been-a-woman#comments Sun, 03 Jun 2007 21:36:52 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=96 Despite the hospital gossip, House is not, in fact, a man-hating lesbian.]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/the-one-where-house-has-always-been-a-woman/feed 9 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/bytecode-you-are-still-in-the-matrix-remix http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/bytecode-you-are-still-in-the-matrix-remix#comments Wed, 30 May 2007 05:02:11 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=90 Five times House unplugged and thought he was somewhere else.]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/house/bytecode-you-are-still-in-the-matrix-remix/feed 0 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/battlestar-galactica/gravity-always-wins http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/battlestar-galactica/gravity-always-wins#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:23:57 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=80 At this point, it's not a matter of "if" so much as "when", but they still haven't talked about it at all. They need to. At some point. In the near future. Yet more of the House/BSG universe. Takes place between A Song To Keep Us Warm and The Drying Of Your Tears]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/battlestar-galactica/gravity-always-wins/feed 0 http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/battlestar-galactica/the-drying-of-your-tears http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/battlestar-galactica/the-drying-of-your-tears#comments Sat, 20 Jan 2007 18:28:41 +0000 thedeadparrot http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/?p=75 House and Wilson deal with their issues. Sort of. Takes place between Breathe, Keep Breathing and Gravity Always Wins]]> http://thedeadparrot.com/fiction/story/battlestar-galactica/the-drying-of-your-tears/feed 0