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Stargate Atlantis
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03.29.08
And I Say, It's Alright
Fandoms: Stargate AtlantisMcKay/Sheppard | PG | 1,204 words
Atlantis shines on sunny days, the light catching and reflecting on glass and metal, sometimes bright enough to blind, and when he presses his hand against the surfaces, he knows the residual heat he feels is all absorbed sunlight, but sometimes, when there's no one else around to know about it, he likes to think he can feel the city's life itself, warm against his palms.
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02.19.08
Corporate Conspiracies For Dummies, Or A Mathletes Valentine's Day Special
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | R | 1,265 words
In which there's a date, a movie, and confessions. Sort of.
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02.19.08
Happy When It Rains
Fandoms: Stargate AtlantisJohn/Nancy | PG | 1,406 words
John left this morning, Nancy knows, because his bags aren't in the closet where they usually are when he's home.
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02.19.08
Interpreted Languages
Fandoms: Heroes, Stargate AtlantisMicah | PG | 1000 words
When Micah first started talking to machines, they didn't talk back.
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01.26.08
Penis Envy, And Other Things Meredith McKay Doesn't Actually Have
Fandoms: Stargate AtlantisMcKay/Sheppard | PG-13 | 5,633 words
Meredith McKay gets turned into a man. John Sheppard has a sexual identity crisis. Hijinks ensue.
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09.08.07
Open Your Eyes
Fandoms: Stargate AtlantisMcKay/Sheppard | R | ~27,000 words
AU. After the sudden heart attack of Coach Sumner, Pegasus High School needs to find a new football coach. But will Coach Sheppard be able to hold the Atlanteans together? And can he bring them to the State Championships? Football, ferris wheels, and a grouchy physics teacher who talks faster than two hundred miles per hour ensue.
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07.04.07
Stateless
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisSheppard/Wilson | NC-17 | 3,010 words
John runs into the guy across the hall, and things just snowball from there. Not part of the Mathletes-verse.
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07.04.07
Homesickness
Fandoms: Stargate AtlantisMcKay, Sheppard | PG-13 | 303 words
Rodney has never been one for post-it notes.
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06.13.07
Canada Is Awfully Nice In The Summer, Or How To Scare Off Potential Future Boyfriends In Two Easy Steps
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | PG | 495 words
"Shhh," House says, waving Wilson off with a glare and hand motions. "I'm trying to stalk someone."
Takes place sometime after High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom Part of the Mathletes-verse.
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06.03.07
Summer Rain, Or When You Stop Taking Chances, You Stay Where You Sit
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | R | 680 words
"Never really liked summers," Rodney says. An interlude to High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom. Part of the Mathletes-verse.
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06.03.07
Undressing Like Cross-Eyed Strangers, Or It's Not Paranoia If The Universe Really Is Out To Get You
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | R | 4,657 words
In which there's a plague in Atlantis, connections are remade, and Rodney doesn't actually shoot House in the face. Sequel to High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom . Part of the Mathletes-verse.
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05.30.07
High School Is Not Another Name For Hell, Or How Rodney Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Prom
Fandoms: House, Stargate AtlantisHouse/McKay | PG-13 | 5,965 words
In which a new kid shows up at Rodney's high school, Mathlympics are had, and Rodney does, in fact, learn to love the prom. First in the Mathletes-verse.